Thursday, April 16, 2009

LOL~ Manglish XD

LOL, When I'm running through my 2000 unread emails, I found this email. It is an forward mail from my friend and the title of email is British English vs Malaysian English. Malaysian English is also refer to Manglish. Some M'sian always like to add "lah, mah, liao" into their conversation and sentences. From wikipedia, I found out that sometimes I speak Manglish too.. XD

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is 
simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc......... 


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS 
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you. 
Malaysians: No Stock.


RETURNING A CALL 

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago? 
Malaysians: Hello, who page? 


ASKING SOMEONE TO 
MAKE WAY 
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way? 
Malaysians: S-kew me


WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY 

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me. 
Malaysians:No-need, lah. 


WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION 

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? 
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
 

WHEN ENTERTAINING 

Britons: Please make yourself right at home. 
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah! 


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE 

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money. 
Malaysians: Where got? 


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER 

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind. 
Malaysians: Don't want la... 


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION 

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue. 
Malaysians: You mad, ah? 


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE. 

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. 
Malaysians: Shut up lah! 


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU. 

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you? 
Malaysians: See what, see what? 


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. 

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment. 
Malaysians: Die-lah!! 


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED 

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened? 
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that.... 


WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
 
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!! 


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me 
Malaysians: Celaka u

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